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[23 Feb 2010|05:57pm]

If you are fond of fairy tales but not so fond of the original rule; a pretty but spoiled princess is kidnapped and rescued by a noble prince yadda yadda yadda, I suggest you read the graphic novel The Courageous Princess by Rod Espinoza, I highly recommend it.


neglegence [02 Oct 2009|04:49pm]

So, I left a tampon in overnight (and for a good hunk of the day... it was in there, for, gosh, maybe 15 hours... oops), and today it kind of hurts when I pee. Not burning/stinging, or crampy, but a dull soreness. It's subsided, and I'm not overly concerned, but, yknow, I just wanted to check in with y'all... just seems like it could be potentially problematic.

*okay, I take it back... it *does* still hurt (like an achey sting), and my stomach is weird.

...cranberry juice? That helps every vagina problem ever, right?


I thought this was interesting, and moronic [22 Sep 2009|01:15pm]


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ok so..... [09 Jul 2009|08:28am]
i was on birth control pills for like 5 years now. I have never had any problems with them until last year, I developed an ovarian cyst. The pill is supposed to prevent them but I still got one. Only, it wasn't ovarian it was on my fallopian tube. I had the cystectomy done about 7 months ago. Now, I'm still having pain in that area so my doc told me to come back the end of this month so he can see what's up. I think it's possible that I may have developed another one. I've already switched birth control brands twice already and I'm getting really fed up with it. I thought maybe if I get pregnant it will help but even then I'm not sure. So, now I only have one fallopian tube and I hear that cuts my pregnancy chances to 75%. I'm not saying the bcp's are causing them, but they surely aren't preventing them either. I'm stressed! Personally I think 5 years is kinda long to be on the pill anyway but my husband is not encouraging me to go off of it.

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birth control/antibiotics [26 Jun 2009|07:08am]
ok ladies...so im on augmentin for a sinus infection and then i got pink eye in both eyes so they gave me an antibiotic eyedrop stuff to use in my eyes so im all loaded up on antibiotics and not to mention im on the pill. ive heard before that it can interact with the birth control and make it less efective. ive done some research and i found that some say it completely knocks out the birth control, some say it makes it less effective, and some say it does nothing at all. Any thoughts????

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I'm new so... [02 Apr 2009|05:57pm]

[ mood | bitchy ]

Commence Introduction:Collapse )

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diy makeup remover [27 Dec 2008|06:24pm]

Been meaning to share this for awhile - I've been using olive oil (I transfered a few ounces into a travel size squirty thing) to get my eye makeup off. It's cheaper than department store makeup removers and towlettes, I don't have to worry about its origins or ingredients or testing, and it does a great job breaking down heavy waterproof liner.
Before I wash my face, I just squirt some onto my fingers, gently rub around my eyes and get everything all smudgy, then wipe it off on a designated towel.

And heyo ladies!

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[28 Dec 2008|01:49am]
sometimes i think i should have been a lesbian.

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[07 Dec 2008|10:39pm]
hi im new. i cant remember if i posted here before or not. oh well. i had a question.......
so my husband LOVES his xbox 360 elite. i cannot get him off that thing. he always plays online and recently he met a girl on there and now hes on there playing with her and some other friends. i dont know i guess i just find it annoying. i have no problem at all sitting down (when hes not yelling at me for pressing the wrong buttons) and playing the stupid game myself. what does a 15 year old girl have on me???? but thats not my question. my question is: Is that appropriate? is it normal? i wish he would hang out with me. :`(

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[08 Nov 2008|12:02pm]
Help ladies! I don't really know how to explain this. I'm a 19-year old virgin, and when I try to masturbate, I don't get any pleasure from it. Seriously. I've done absolutely everything possible and get nothing. I know I'm capable of it, because I've had really intense sexual dreams and such. I've never had a vibrator or dildo because I'm afraid of my parents finding it (still living @ home). I really hope I'm doing something wrong because I'll be really disappointed at the least if I can't reach orgasm through stimulation.


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[01 Oct 2008|03:46pm]

So I've just returned from my yearly molestation by a stranger, and they've switched me from lo-overal to ortho-tri-cyclin-lo in hopes of making my period cramps feel less like they're killing me.

i was just wondering if anyone else has been on the ortho before and what you think? I've been reading reviews because im a big fat researcher and it seems people either love it or hate it. Alot of people have said it helps with acne (please god, im 21 friggen years old, i shouldnt have to deal with that anymore) and many people said it brought them up a full cup size, which i cant say id complain about either.... just saying.

so yeah...

any opinions?

thanks in advance!


It must be said. [27 Sep 2008|03:29am]

[ mood | cheerful ]

I love the smell of my vagina in the evening. It reminds me of the sweetish smell of decaying leaves in autumn, or my favourite dish, or like rich, nutritious soil.

How about yours?

Or moar leik we could have a theme according to Vagina Monologues: give your cunt a name, describe what it would say, what kind of clothes it would wear, and try to write a poem about it. Grow huge wings for your imagination and creativity :D


[17 Sep 2008|01:37pm]


please kill me.
please kill me.
please kill me.

and i thought the women was going to be brutal.


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[15 Sep 2008|08:24pm]

I hate how horny one becomes when they are on their period.
I seriously cant stop thinking about dicks.


Damn you bloody vagina!


shameless promotion. [16 Aug 2008|02:59pm]





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[29 Jul 2008|08:26pm]

[ mood | good ]

Oh, ok, I forgot to introduce myself =D

My name is Miia, I'm 19 years old and I'm from Finland. I am a pesco- vegetarian, a neopagan and an eco- feminist.

Here's a snazzy photo of myself.


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Riot not diet! >:D [29 Jul 2008|08:08pm]

[ mood | curious ]

Hi you all beautiful vaginas, I'm new to this comm =D

First, an answer to the monthly question; I like to let it be. I remember shaving my kitty cat once, but it resulted a terrible itch that even calming lotion wouldn't help. Later I trimmed it, just shaved the bikini line, but as a result it still itched terribly. I remember reading Vagina Monologues once, by the woman whose husband pressured her to shave her cooch, and she came to realise that hair around your vagina is like the lawn around a house, or petals around a flower, and I have to agree.

I was once treated in a mental hospital, I hated the rehab ward for many reasons but one of them was that my underbelly used to twitch and pulse in a most unpleasant manner, as if it wanted to remind me of its existence, or was about to flee from my body. I wanted to tell about it to the nurses, but as always they would just laugh at my face and tell me it is nothing.

What are the main causes of a yeast infection? I read once that a diet high on sugar may cause it, and that made me feel a bit paranoid because I love cupcakes and candy, and I can't help eating them.

And most of all, this one thing has bothered me for a while; about a week ago, I noticed that some weird dark brown discharge was oozing out of my vagina, like the "after- flow" of menstrual blood. I don't think I was menstruating, because I didn't feel stomach pains and besides, according to my calculations my menses will begin in a week.

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[27 Jun 2008|11:47am]


"Totally emo"??? Are you fucking with me right now? Plath is seriously spinning in her grave at this book being compared to Ugly fucking Betty. It's downright embarrassing, and whoever wrote this needs a serious reality check/slap upside the head. Urban Outfitters ruins everything.

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ok...whaaat?! vagina in a bottle alert!!!! [15 May 2008|12:10am]

[ mood | amused ]

so i know i have posted already this week, so please forgive me.
i recently stumbled upon something, and needed to share its unique oddity with someone. and considering what it is, i thought "who better than the vag mofia?! NOone!"
so if you are over 18, not at work, and dont have parentals or teachers breathing down your neck, go check this out.


(i forgot most of my basic HTML, sorry guys. youll have to copy and paste)

for those of you who can't go look at it, its pretty much a perfume...that isnt a perfume...its
"precious vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial"
i would copy and paste more for ya, but i cant copy and paste anything from the site

its bieng marketed on the global market for erotics, and the sleek package design is an attempt at seeming fancy, etc. i do like the language on the site that refers to the scent a couple of times as "precious". hopefully this is the end of scented vag sprays! its marketed as some sort of enhancer for a male's self stimulation, or even a female to use to intensify sex (waiiiit a second there...why dont you just go pokin around your own vag for some scent? french women did it when they couldnt afford perfume, its high class!) so its supposed to be an enhancer for fantasies and stuff. allright, i get that. now i'm left wondering why it took so long? they mention somewhere there, that there are sensual stimuli for most of the other senses, but not scent. (taste too, but i dont wanna think about that) and how the hell did they simplify the incredibly wide range of "vaginal odours"?? i cant say that i have come into contact with a plethora of vaginas, but all the ones i know are totally different from each other.
OH and they have another one coming out "eighteen" and another, "exotic" ......ok, ridiculous.
well i bet this paragraph is a mess. tomorrow morning i can edit it, but its late, and i just spat my brain on the iternets.

what the hell do you guys think about this??! GIVE ME YOUR PRECIOUS BRAIN MEATS!!

<3 - reanna

ps think christina augulera ... "i'm a vagina in a bottle babaayyyy, gotta shaake me the riiight way honeyyy" hahahahahaha

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[12 May 2008|10:14pm]

[ mood | cold ]

i hope this isnt a shameless advertisement or something. i'm not getting any money for this, just wanted to share.
my friend sent me a link to this today, with BOOBIE EARRINGS. come on now, boobie earrings. freaking awesome. apparently it was featured on feministing.com today with an "iron my skirt" sticker :)
anyway, they have some totally nifty stuff (like an octopus vibrator holder, WTF! GREAT) and some stuff that reminded me of some of you guys :cough:Emmatherearetotallyradcigarettecases:cough: so i think y'all should go give it a look see!
its an online auction fundraiser for Equal Access too, so rad stuff+a great cause. GO CHECK IT OUT

EDIT : ok. boobie earrings pic.

but for the rest of them, you're gonna have to go look!

ps. and they have vagina warrior undies


"EQUAL ACCESS is a fund for low-income women in need of reproductive healthcare.

For more information, please go to www.myspace.com/equalaccessfund
To bid on items, you may comment on flickr with your bid amount and email address
OR you may send an email to equalaccessfund@gmail.com with your bid.

The auction ends May 15th at 9pm EST. All high bidders will receive information on how to pay. All winners will be charged between $1 and $4 for shipping, depending on the package size."

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